Friday, 31 May 2013

Conflict Creative Writing

  As George woke up from his deep, deep sleep, he saw his wife staring at him, very frustrated. She started to yell at him saying "You know what, you need to clean our room George. GEORGE! Listen to me, this place is a mess." "I know" George replied," but I'm tired, and I really don't want to do this." His room looked like a dump truck had excreted its possessions onto his floor. He had about forty empty Pepsi cans on the floor, a bag of half eaten Doritos cool ranch chips, half eaten, starting to grow mold. His room was grosser than a Hillbilly who hasn't bathed in two weeks. He got up, stepping on a bowl of rice from last night's dinner, and he went downstairs and decided to lay on the couch and eat a bowl of Luck Charms cereal. His wife got mad at him and  to pull him off the couch. Upon doing so she heard a crick in her back, but still persevered to get him up to his room. "I'm not leaving until this place picked up! you hear me!? Uh-Huh, I though so! Now Get STARTED," She screamed.  
       She left, and he was lying on his bed. He was frustrated and took a nap, even though he had just gotten up. A few hours later, he found his wife yelling at him again. She kept on saying "CLEAN YOUR ROOM!". George just ignored her an went back to sleep.
        When George woke up, he was tired of his wife constantly yelling at him to clean his room. Slowly, but surely, hie picked up each of the empty Pepsi cans, and threw them into the garbage. His wife came back again, but she was in a look of awe, because he was actually cleaning his room. 
       She left, knowing things would actually get done.

Friday, 24 May 2013

Monsieur George Rombuskuzy McLuaderdale, Un Histoire d'Une Journée Oublieux (A story of a forgetful day!)

                George Rombuskuzy McLauderdale found himself walking to work, LATE!!!!!.George works for McDonalds Canada as the secretary to the President of the company.  He had gotten up late because he forgot to set his alarm clock. His 'Golden Arches' alarm clock   has a little clock in the middle of it with two knobs on the side to set the alarm, and it's shaped like the McD's symbol, the golden M.. The alarm sounds like the Ba da ba ba ba; I'm lovin it! As George was arriving to the Mcdonalds headquarters in Toronto, he forgot to bring his house keys with him, but as he was already late, he could not go back, so he called his wife, Sandra-Louise, who works as  the secretary to the president of Burger King. These jobs conflicted with their realtionship a lot, because Sandra-Louise could lose her job, and vice-versa with George.  She said there is a spare key at their neighbours, and they be home after four to put it in their mailbox.
          While George was talking on his phone, he walked into the office building, five minutes late. All of his co-workers were giving him satanic stares, like they've all been possessed by the devil. Eventually he sat down, and grabbed a bottle of water out of the mini stainless steel fridge underneath his desk. he got a phone call, and from that point on, everything changed.
          He walked into the President's office immeadiatly after the phone call. He stood there, looking like a ghost, and said, "Mr. President. I have very sad news. In Windsor, two of our biggest francises are on fire and four of our employees are dead. They say that the fire was caused by someone misusing the deep frier." The President jumped, and sat down in his yellow chair, looking exteremely frustrated. "You know the rules George. Do not tell me about these things until it is actually solved!, Now, go back to your desk.... No, better yet, get me a coffee..... now!" "Yes, Sir!" George frantically said, and ran to the staff room to get hi his favourite, a black columbian coffee, with whipped cream, and espresso extract.
  As George was bringing the coffee to the President, he forgot to sign off of his PC. All of a sudden, a random guy sat in his desk and started to use it. George was terrified!!! He immediatly called security, and they came and charged him wih copyright, and abending the rules of Freedom of Privacy. He got 2 years in prison. Anyways, he sat down in his desk and looked for the files that he had created the night before. They were not there!!!!! George screamed like a little baby, and called the database. They had no records of the files. George gave up and decided it was they end of the day, even though i was only 10 o'clock in the morning!
 From that day forward, he was not late, he always brought his house keys, told his boss things only when they were solved, and always sings off of his computer when he's not using it.

Friday, 17 May 2013

My Bedroom!!!

When you walk down the hallway, you hear the creeking ghoulishness of the hardwood floor underneath the carpet. At the very end of the hallway, there is a dark brown door with a black grain that runs diagonally downwards towards the floor. When you step into my room, you have to make an immediate left becuase of a wall that is the color of cream gone bad. The walls texture is that of stucco. As you look into my room, you will see a trail of laundry. On your left there are three boxes stacked neatly on top of each other. You look down and the hardwood is a mixture of browns and blacks to give the illusion of a forest trail. On the wall there is a painting with a cartoon conductor with a giant eighth note in front of the conductor. As you step forward into my room, there is a light beige bed with a black grain to it. It feels like a rustic, woody, earthy bed. It is the mst comfortale thing ever, as it feels like a cloud lilting on a rainbow. On your left there is a dresser with a medium brown hex color to it, and it has the same black grain as the be. One of the six drawers don't close as it got damaged when we moved into the house last may. The room, you clould say it tastes like fresh spring air with evergreen and maple swirling around like a soft serve ice cream cone. You notice the slight scent of chocolate, as there is a giant chocolate stash in my closet, and the musty smell of cologne. My closet is dark. on the right panel, the way the wood's grain goes makes it look like a humans face, and I have to admit, it is kind of creepy. It feels like something, or someone is stalking you. On the back wall of my room, there is a white armorware that is messy in the inside. It is full of almanacs and books of all sort. On the top is my dolphin statue collection (I have about 50 dolphins in that collection.....). Right next to the armorware on the left hand side by my bed is a table that I made in grade 7 woods. It is light brown, and is full of stuff. Literally. Stuff. It looks like the assiniboine rivers banks along the river walkway. This is what my room looks like.

Sunday, 12 May 2013

MSND Blog no.3


The characters that I am going to be 'casting...' are Puck, Titania, and Helena.

Puck

Puck, a very mischeivious fairy, who put the magical flower on Lysander instead of Demetrius, I feel would be represented by best is Gilbert Gottfried. The reason why I chose Gilbert Gottfried is because he is very comedic and plays many characters that are very mischievous. For example, in 'Fairly Odd Parents', Gottfried plays Dr. Wendel, an evil dentist whose goal is to destroy Timmy Turners,(Timmy is the Main character of The Show), teeth. He goes to clubs and showhouses and does a standup comedy acts. Gottfried also talks in a very annoying voice, one that sounds like a blender and a cat's meow going together. In act two, scene one, line 53, it states 'Then slip I from her and down topples she' which is basically saying, if she sits on a chair, before she is compleatly in the chair, I will pull it away from her and make her fall on the floor. hee! hee! hee!

Gottfried's personality is perfect for this as he is very mischievious, humourus and has a childlike personae.

Titania

Titania is the queen of the Fairies, and is very perseverant. The actress that I would feel would be played best by is Angelina Jolie. She is very queen like and also is very perseverant just like Mrs. Jolie here. Mrs. Jolie has starred in many movies including: Gia, Sharks Tale (voice), and Cyborg II, just to name a few. She is very caring, just like Titania, about her kids. Titania would not give up the Changeling for love or anything else, just like Angelina would not give up her kids.

Helena
Helena is one of the lover's that is not loved by any of the other lovers. The actor that I would choose to play Helena is Anne Hathaway. The reason why I chose Anne Hathaway is because she is a very good, actor, capable of playing many characters. She also has a calm, but somewhat stubborn personality, and she does not let anyone get in her way, just like Helena. anne Hathaway starred in the amazing 2013 film 'Les Miserables' and it was one of the best films I've ever seen.