Monsieur George Rombuskuzy McLuaderdale, Un Histoire d'Une Journée Oublieux (A story of a forgetful day!)

                George Rombuskuzy McLauderdale found himself walking to work, LATE!!!!!.George works for McDonalds Canada as the secretary to the President of the company.  He had gotten up late because he forgot to set his alarm clock. His 'Golden Arches' alarm clock   has a little clock in the middle of it with two knobs on the side to set the alarm, and it's shaped like the McD's symbol, the golden M.. The alarm sounds like the Ba da ba ba ba; I'm lovin it! As George was arriving to the Mcdonalds headquarters in Toronto, he forgot to bring his house keys with him, but as he was already late, he could not go back, so he called his wife, Sandra-Louise, who works as  the secretary to the president of Burger King. These jobs conflicted with their realtionship a lot, because Sandra-Louise could lose her job, and vice-versa with George.  She said there is a spare key at their neighbours, and they be home after four to put it in their mailbox.
          While George was talking on his phone, he walked into the office building, five minutes late. All of his co-workers were giving him satanic stares, like they've all been possessed by the devil. Eventually he sat down, and grabbed a bottle of water out of the mini stainless steel fridge underneath his desk. he got a phone call, and from that point on, everything changed.
          He walked into the President's office immeadiatly after the phone call. He stood there, looking like a ghost, and said, "Mr. President. I have very sad news. In Windsor, two of our biggest francises are on fire and four of our employees are dead. They say that the fire was caused by someone misusing the deep frier." The President jumped, and sat down in his yellow chair, looking exteremely frustrated. "You know the rules George. Do not tell me about these things until it is actually solved!, Now, go back to your desk.... No, better yet, get me a coffee..... now!" "Yes, Sir!" George frantically said, and ran to the staff room to get hi his favourite, a black columbian coffee, with whipped cream, and espresso extract.
  As George was bringing the coffee to the President, he forgot to sign off of his PC. All of a sudden, a random guy sat in his desk and started to use it. George was terrified!!! He immediatly called security, and they came and charged him wih copyright, and abending the rules of Freedom of Privacy. He got 2 years in prison. Anyways, he sat down in his desk and looked for the files that he had created the night before. They were not there!!!!! George screamed like a little baby, and called the database. They had no records of the files. George gave up and decided it was they end of the day, even though i was only 10 o'clock in the morning!
 From that day forward, he was not late, he always brought his house keys, told his boss things only when they were solved, and always sings off of his computer when he's not using it.